Friday, November 4, 2011

November 4, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

The best thing about seeing stupid FB friends continuously misspell words is the unsubscribe button.

November 4, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

My 8 month old's attention span. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

Thursday, July 21, 2011

July 21, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

How to have a good morning:
Step 1. Get in car & drive to work.
Step 2. Have kid puke in car.
Step 3. ????
Step 4. PROFIT!

Monday, July 18, 2011

July 18th, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

The Cleveland Show was nominated for an Emmy but Community wasn't? Who handles nominations, Helen Keller?!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

July 13, 2011 Part II

Shit My Leah Says:

Guess who sweet potato'd himself to sleep? I'll give you a hint: He's fat.

July 13, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

You know what's awesome? Furries. And by awesome, I mean "WTF?!"

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

June 28, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

Dear Anyone Ever,

When I ask you a question & offer multiple choices for answers, "yes" is NOT the acceptable response. Haven't you ever taken a test on a Scantron? You are stupid.

Sincerely,
Me