Shit My Leah Says:
Friday, November 4, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
Saturday, June 4, 2011
June 4, 2011
Shit My Leah Says:
On one hand, it's probably not a good idea to go around calling your daughter a bitch, but on the other hand her daughter is a big fucking bitch.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Thursday, June 2, 2011
June 2, 2011
Shit My Leah Says:
I hate everything right now. Lunch is half a cup of applesauce. What the fuck ever.
I hate everything right now. Lunch is half a cup of applesauce. What the fuck ever.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
May 27th, 2011 (Part II)
Shit My Leah Says:
Basically I'm afraid of all living creatures. I tend to stay away from anything with teeth, claws, hooves, or horns.
Basically I'm afraid of all living creatures. I tend to stay away from anything with teeth, claws, hooves, or horns.
May 27th, 2011
Shit My Leah Says:
Speaking of big schlongs, Aiden is packing for sure. I don't want Emery to get a complex because he's so fat, it sucks in his tiny wiener even more. He might as well have a bean!
Speaking of big schlongs, Aiden is packing for sure. I don't want Emery to get a complex because he's so fat, it sucks in his tiny wiener even more. He might as well have a bean!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
May 25th, 2011 (Part II)
Shit My Leah Says:
I'm going to be the awkwardly quiet one, sitting alone. I use the internet as a veil but human interaction scares the living bejesus out of me.
I'm going to be the awkwardly quiet one, sitting alone. I use the internet as a veil but human interaction scares the living bejesus out of me.
May 25th, 2011
Shit My Leah Says:
Maybe don't check into the bathroom & I won't ask you how your shit was...
Maybe don't check into the bathroom & I won't ask you how your shit was...
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
May 24th, 2011 (Part V)
Shit My Leah Says:
Blow the smoke in his face. Like Sandy at the end of Grease. And just whatever he says, answer "Tell me about it, stud." It'll throw him off.
Blow the smoke in his face. Like Sandy at the end of Grease. And just whatever he says, answer "Tell me about it, stud." It'll throw him off.
May 24th, 2011 (Part III)
Shit My Leah Says:
Yes, because a five year old knows he wants to be called the Gender Explorer. Does Dora teach that?
Yes, because a five year old knows he wants to be called the Gender Explorer. Does Dora teach that?
May 24th, 2011 (Part II)
Shit My Leah Says:
Hey now...Sophia Loren didn't make out with the back of a semi, sooo...who's jealous now?!
Hey now...Sophia Loren didn't make out with the back of a semi, sooo...who's jealous now?!
Monday, May 23, 2011
May 23rd, 2011 (Part II)
Shit My Leah Says:
Since we're closing this office/warehouse in 2 weeks they decided to take out the fucking vending machine. That was my BFF during pregnancy & I didn't even get to have a goodbye Coke.
Since we're closing this office/warehouse in 2 weeks they decided to take out the fucking vending machine. That was my BFF during pregnancy & I didn't even get to have a goodbye Coke.
May 23, 2011
Shit My Leah Says:
My stomach keeps making the loudest noises. I keep mentioning it to my coworkers, just in case they can hear it & think I'm farting.
Leah is Hilarious
I have a friend name Leah. She is hilarious. This blog is in honor of shit she says. I hope you will crack up just as much as I do. If you don't find something posted here to be funny, perhaps you had to be there. Or perhaps you are a moron and don't appreciate good humor.
Leah, I love you.
Leah, I love you.
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