June 28, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

Dear Anyone Ever,

When I ask you a question & offer multiple choices for answers, "yes" is NOT the acceptable response. Haven't you ever taken a test on a Scantron? You are stupid.

Sincerely,
Me

June 6, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

 I need comfort in the form of food.

June 4, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

On one hand, it's probably not a good idea to go around calling your daughter a bitch, but on the other hand her daughter is a big fucking bitch.

June 3, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

This chicken recipe demands that I NOT lift the lid of the pan until THE TIME IS UP. This is a challenge I am finding quite difficult.

June 2, 2011 (Part II)

Shit My Leah Says:

My love for the semi-colon knows no limits; its worth is greater than that of the comma or period, for it is both.

June 2, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

I hate everything right now. Lunch is half a cup of applesauce. What the fuck ever.

June 1st, 2011

Shit My Leah Says:

Dear ex boss,

My tissues aren't paper towels. Stop grabbing 10 at a time to dry your hands. I'm hiding them now.